User Profile

His name is Jason, and he's super fantastical.
He likes sushi & he likes coffee, but not at the same time.
He enjoys the beer, but he does not enjoy the hangover.
He enjoys arm wrestling with people who can't beat him.
He has a big head but is painfully aware that there is no correlation between head size and intelligence.
He concurs with Murtaugh when he says, "I'm too old for this shit."
He lives for music, but once in a while he'll settle for a good movie.
He enjoys smoking Djarum black cloves, especially with a pint of Guinness.
He wants to learn how to play the guitar someday (and is always accepting of free lessons).
He drinks more water than anyone else he knows.
He loves watching it snow, but he hates shoveling it afterwards.
He like fishes 'cause they're so delicious.
He feels that sleep is the most underrated thing in the world.
He doesn't "get" the Arcade Fire, and he's not afraid to admit it.
He truely believes in his heart that if beer pong were a sport, he would be an Olympic athlete.
He could be called a music snob, and he's not ashamed of that.
He likes to read, but rarely finds the time to do so.
He likes poker, and fancies himself quite the card player.
He currently has one unfulfilled goal in his life; to recieve an invitation to the Playboy Mansion.
He likes to laugh more than anything else.
He doesn't know what makes Ray Romano so popular, but he knows enough to fear him.

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